I'm a well endowed man and my wife of 3 years is not able to handle me sexually due to the pain. For the past 3 years we have only been able to have sex in one position. This is getting old very fast. HELP!
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Answer by Forlorn Hope-only 5 suspensions tough luck... guess she shouldn't have married you...
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In South Park's 86th episode, Butters, a.k.a. Professor Chaos, concocts various schemes to wreak havoc but abandons each when he learns that ""The Simpsons already did it."" By the end of its historic 20th season, The Simpsons comprised more than 440 episodes, so imagine the challenge for the writers to come up with something they haven't already done or resist the temptation to make every episode a clip show. So it's heartening to see that after two decades, The Simpsons still draws inspiration from such highbrow sources as Stanley Donen's 1967 sophisticated romantic comedy Two for the Road (the episode ""Dangerous Curves""), Peter Jackson's Heavenly Creatures (""Lisa the Drama Queen""), and Ayn Rand and Shakespeare (""Four Great Women and a Manicure""). The flashback episode ""Take My Life, Please,"" marks the show's switch to high definition and the debut of a spectacular new opening with some of the best couch gags ever (except for one that Comic Book Guy inevitably declares to be the worst). Episodes such as ""Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes"" (Homer and Ned become bounty hunters), ""Lost Verizon"" (the family chases Bart to Machu Picchu), and ""Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'Oh"" (Alaska Nebraska???) are good; they're just not Simpsons good. But those who claim that the show has lost its heart are directed to the touching ""Dangerous Curves"" and ""Eeny Teeny Maya, Moe,"" in which Moe falls in love with a little person. The voice work by the core ensemble is as inspired as ever. Dan Castellaneta won an Emmy for ""Father Knows Worst."" Notable guest stars this season include Denis Leary as himself, Emily Blunt as Lisa's partner in fantasy in ""Lisa the Drama Queen,"" Anne Hathaway as a goodhearted older girl who captures Bart's affections, and Jodie Foster as the rebellious voice of Maggie in ""Four Great Women and a Manicure."" Two separate episodes feature rousing renditions of the show's theme performed by Fall Out Boy and by a cappella group Canvas, respectively.
It makes good business sense to release The Complete 20th Season in advance of seasons 13 to 19. When an animated series ties (and has now surpassed) Gunsmoke as prime time's longest running show, attention must be paid (and exploited). But unlike previous sets, there are none of the extras Simpsonites have come to expect save for a less-than-4-minute ""sneak peek"" at Morgan Spurlock's excellent 20th-anniversary special. In trying to come up with just the right clever thing to say about that, one must look, as with everything in life, to an episode of The Simpsons, the one in which Bart discards a Where's Waldo book that eschews the usual crowd scenes for a single life-size illustration of Waldo. ""Man,"" Bart remarks, ""He's not even trying anymore."" --Donald Liebenson
Answer by Ethel Anywhere from 3 to 7 days depending on the expert you rely on (like American Pregnancy Academy, Baby Center, Web MD, Mayo Clinic, etc...) and it depends on how benign the internal environment is of the woman.
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Sex and masterbation issues in Islam this is for everyone who suffers from these haram habbits. The cure is in this lecture, Listen to with the intention you would stop.
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Both Christian and Olli are shocked by their first kiss. Christian tries to prove to himself he's straight by having sex with Coco in the locker-room and later threatens to kick Olli's ass should he tell anybody about the kiss. For a complete playlist see for a complete playlist see uk.youtube.com
v had unprotected sex during the third day of my gf`s periods, can she pregnant?
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Answer by **Jemma** ofcourse she can. why werent you using protection when she is bleeding anyway? doesnt matter where you are (shower, bed, pool) you should be using protection when she has her rags. and if you dont want to get pregnant then she should either be on the pill or using condoms or both! step up and be responsible, dont risk bringing a child into the world if you dont want one.
Why do judges in certain states give such lenient sentences to child sex predators?
Seriously, why can't people like Judge Cashmann in Vermont, a state known for being lenient on child predators, explain their decisions. Same thing with people in Utah and Washington state.
If you had kids, would you want some child predator who lived in your neighborhood to get a slap on the wrist each time they commited such an act. Or would you prefer them to be thrown in jail?
It amazes me how child predators are getting more sympathy than their victims.
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Answer by janabratt they should be in jail! Better yet lets just cut their "privets out/hands and what ever els they can use" and then we wouldn't have to much to worrie about now would we..I'm a mother of 2 girls, I would kill them myself
So muslim men get virgins in heaven what about the women?
Do the women not go to heaven (muslimly speaking) Or do the women become the virgins?? Why is there sex in Muslim heaven?
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Answer by Scooterpoop You have to share your men with 71 other women.
If you think about it, this means that there will be 72 times more women who make it to heaven than men. Most men go to hell, according to Muslims. Maybe it's payback for the way women are treated.
Here's another plus:
After the first 72 nights, heaven is basically over for the men. Their rewards are used up. For women, there's no similar end to benefits and the men won't bother you any more.
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Question by Brittany:
Is sex better after you popped your cherry?
i have had sex but never bled but just last night i had sex and this morning i bled alittle bit but it wasnt enough blood to be my period and i kind of just got over my period.. so is it possible that i could have bled in the morning and not right away last night? andd my real question... does it make sex better after its popped?
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Answer by Jennifer After a few times you do it, yes. And you were bleeding a little because the inside of your hymen has cuts from being broken and when he inserts himself in his penis rubs against the insides and reopens cuts.
Question by good: How long have 16 year olds known about sex?
In the 1950's sex wasn't talked about openly or publictly so I think 16 year olds were pretty clueless about sex or anything like that and probably didn't fully know about it until like age 21.I wonder if they had sex education back then though but I dont think a 13 year old knew about sex.
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Answer by pdooma Um. Hormones. They kick in and everyone knows. So the answer? Hundreds and hundreds of years.